<BGSOUND SRC="http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/3/22/2374185/11-joe_hisaishi-okuribito_-on_record--cocmp3.mp3" LOOP=TRUE>


THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice
and croissants - open presents - expensive jewellery
chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny
Personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor
cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and
notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is
from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from
strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work
on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe,
parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing,
with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp,
new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports
section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast,
all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
showing her growler
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job
on-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a
bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female
crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying
their growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light
tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle
McPherson (bending over.. naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated;
cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953),
big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on
a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of
wall-size TV as you watch match of the day;
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian
tendencies... some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and
a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep

dreamt at 9/10/2004 05:29:00 PM,
0 comments

samurai code: we cut off our own heads so that the enemy doesnt get a trophy.

hmmm, acquired taste. but we still gotta admire then.

in da middle of prelims, decided to blog outta da blue, no idea why, just got dam bored. i think my chem's gone, looking at my prac.. heh, guesss i'll fk around the 3 months next year. woohoo, sounds like fun.

i feel like buying a katana, those long swords, maybe i'll get a short one too, they look pretty good.

OH, my hair's growing too slowly, i hope i'll be hairy enough for graduation :D

wish me luck for my prelims and mah o's, i'm gonna need it...

Geisha's are NOT strictly prostitutes, but check dis out: To have an affair with a Geisha, a professional woman, is an honour.

Wow, i love japan.

dreamt at 9/07/2004 06:13:00 PM,
0 comments

Name: Woon Kiat Weng
Age: 2 0
School: JSPS/RI/RJC/Armour/NTU
Location: Singapore



*Soundclick*





Vi-Zanne
Sheena
Lining
Clarence
Jacqueline
Stephanie
Vivian
Winfred
Zhao Han